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PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Villages Defended:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	New Chunks Explored:	731689
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	5990	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	713
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

Adventures, Average, bedrock edition, Community, console, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Join, Minecraft, mobile, pay to win, Player Shops, Plugins, PORT, Prepare, Quests, revolution, Servers, slightly, smp, underwhelming, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	79
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, AGI, AGI countdown, ai, AI development, artificial general intelligence, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, countdown to AGI, countdown to artificial general intelligence, emerging tech, Future Tech, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, robotics, smp, tech industry, Tech News, Technology, upcoming technology, weeks

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

APPRECIATIVE, baby, Baby Care, busy, CAR, Cooked Dish, CookedDishCraft, family, Friends, gift cards, Meal, Minecraft, Not Traveling, NYC, Server, sister-in-law, Subway, Support, Uber, walk, WIBTA, work

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1023	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5401
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

Avoid caffeine, bedtime routine, Comfortable mattress, Dark Room, dreamy, Exercise, Good sleep, insomnia, meditation, NAP, Relaxation, relaxing music, REST, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep schedule, sleepy, smp, SnoozeCraft, Tips, Tricks, white noise

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!