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Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP

city life, cityscape, Community, dwelling place, home sweet home, Hometown, local area, location, Minecraft, Neighborhood, place of origin, post a picture, residential district, Roots, smp, street view, suburban scene, town view, urban landscape, urban living, village vibes, watch, where are you from

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!

CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	5378
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Potions Brewed:	128	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	226547	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	132075	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.