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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	5992	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Void Gems Collected:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9383	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	41747	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Animals Bred:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	59
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!