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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8837 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.
so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.