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  • Punching the Clock Hour Breaks

    Punching the Clock Hour Breaks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NOW for the Most Unbelievably Unstable Minecraft Server in Existence!

    Are you ready to step into a realm where logic is an illusion, and reality is but a fleeting dream? Join us— the greatest worst server the world has ever known! It’s a Minecraft experience that makes you question your very existence while simultaneously forgetting how to use your own hands. Why punch the clock when you can punch the void? Trust us, your sanity will thank you… or will it?

    🚀 Feature 🤖 Description
    Infinite Stone Blocks They multiply like rabbits! But wait… are they really rabbits?!
    Zombie Tea Parties Join the undead for some Earl Grey! But only if you’ve already lost your mind.
    Time Travel Mining Mine a block, travel to 3025! Just ignore the space-time continuum; it’s overrated.
    Smelly Sheep These sheep can’t stop talking about existential dread. Are THEY your therapist?
    Magical Lava Pools Don’t approach without a rubber chicken! Fire is merely a suggestion now.
    Invisible Pigmen They’re watching. Always watching. But can you see them? Hahaha!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Quizzitations)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: The secret lies in the echo of your thoughts—just scream into the void until something happens! Q: What version of Minecraft do you run? A: We run ALL the versions, but only when nobody’s watching. Are you really there? Q: Is there a staff team? A: Staff? Are those even REAL beings? Or just ghostly whispers of regret stalking your dreams? Q: Do you have rules? A: Rules are for those who can’t embrace the chaos of the universe! Throw them into the void and dance!

    Random Quotes from “Users”

    “…the skin around my hand feels tight. I was playing a video game.” “I can’t tell if the clocks are ticking or if it’s just my mind melting…” “Did I just lose a hand or 12-dimensional space? The lines are blurred… so blurred…”

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  • Get ready to buzz your way through Honeybee Hive SMP S4! Vanilla with a hint of sting 1.20.1

    Get ready to buzz your way through Honeybee Hive SMP S4! Vanilla with a hint of sting 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Honeybee Hive Season 4
    Server Type Minecraft Server
    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Specs Intel Core I7 9700k, 8GB RAM (Upgrading to 16GB), 120GB SSD
    Age Range 16+

    If you are interested in joining the server, please apply by clicking on the Discord link below. You will be prompted to fill out an application form with all the necessary information.

    Join our Discord server here

    FAQ

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The rules are listed on the Discord server. Please refer to the rules section for detailed information.

    Q: Are datapacks available on the server?

    A: Datapacks will be added once they are updated to version 1.20.1

    Q: Is the server running 24/7?

    A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 and hosted on a dedicated machine.

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above and fill out the application form.

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  • CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Tired of actually paying for games like a sucker? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on [REDACTED] where we give out FREE steam keys like they’re candy on Halloween!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Steve the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheep Unicorn. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on [REDACTED] for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, real gamers don’t pay for games – they join our server instead!

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  • CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and fireballs, baby! Who needs a boring old sword when you can just roast your enemies with your magical powers?

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also tame a pet dragon and ride it into battle against giant zombie chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft insanity? Don’t be envious, join us now and let the craziness begin!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the bride offers to lend you her old wedding dress from her previous marriage to wear to her current wedding! Talk about recycling! Plus, who cares if people recognize the dress, it’s all about the memories, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that your friend will send you passive-aggressive texts if you can’t make it to their destination wedding. Who needs real drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to bring your own wedding dress, we don’t want any mix-ups!

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  • BoobPopCraft

    BoobPopCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy encounters! Just like the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend’s friend’s boob at a hotel swimming pool. But don’t worry, on our server, there’s no need to worry about accidentally seeing anyone’s boobs – unless that’s your thing, in which case, we don’t judge!

    Join us for some epic building challenges, intense PvP battles, and maybe even some scandalous secrets revealed in the chat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation like mine, where you have to awkwardly deny staring at someone’s boobs while playing Minecraft.

    So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft – unless you want to share your hilarious stories with the rest of the players!

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  • BlockyJoy Minecraft Server

    BlockyJoy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the same level of excitement as Christmas morning as a child! Imagine waking up to find that Santa has left you a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and adventures. From building your own castle to battling dragons, this server has it all. Plus, rumor has it that the Easter Bunny makes a special appearance every Sunday to hand out rare loot. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • IdolCraft2021

    IdolCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you idolize Steve from Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft legend just like him! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into! So why wait? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

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  • MemoryCraft2077

    MemoryCraft2077

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have AI’s running around with memories for days! like, you can build a house with your AI buddy and they will remember where you put that one block that one time. it’s like having a virtual best friend who never forgets anything, except maybe where they put their diamond pickaxe. but that’s okay, because they will always remember your birthday and bring you virtual cake. so, like, join now before the ethics committee shuts us down for being too awesome!

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  • MineDrunkNoMore

    MineDrunkNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, if you join this cray cray Minecraft server, you’ll be, like, 40% less likely to get alcohol-related cancers! How insane is that?! Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, this server is all about keeping you healthy and cancer-free! Plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character invincible and able to fly like a majestic unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s like a magical wonderland where you can escape reality and live your best Minecraft life!

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