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Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	21	Animals Bred:	130
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	205	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	4718	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Votes:	8641

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you sometimes think we shouldn’t be spending so much time doing this thing called life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep. We have a secret underground disco where the villagers let loose and party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can join us on our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

BlockyMindMeld

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Votes:	4142	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

so there’s this epic minecraft server where if you join, you will never feel sad or forgetful again! like, seriously, your brain will be on fire with all the fun and craziness happening on this server.

imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.

plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.

so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.

””wtf now?” Minecraft Server”

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a laugh while doing it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where anything goes! We have players who believe they are the reincarnation of famous figures, like the equivalent of Christ but with a twist. And if that’s not enough, we have players who have survived the craziest situations, like getting abused on purpose just to prove a point.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like meeting a boyfriend and his friends who may or may not like you as much as you like them. And don’t worry about turning 14, because we have plenty of players who can relate to the struggle of finding people to hurt them.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a reason to keep on living…or not. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further! Our server is run by Sergey, a hilarious comedian who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building epic structures to battling mobs, Sergey’s commentary will have you in stitches the whole time. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready to LOL like never before!

ByeByeBuddyCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as a wealthy family with a live-in nanny? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can live in a MIL unit, just like Terra did, and enjoy all the perks of free housing, food, and utilities. But be warned, you might have to deal with unexpected job changes, health issues, and demanding bosses (aka the admins).

Don’t worry about finding the perfect job on our server, just like Terra, you can take as many “sick days” as you want and avoid stressful job searches. And if things get too crazy, we might just kick you out like Terra got the boot from her job and our server.

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and unpredictable world. Just remember, the end date is always looming, and you never know when you might get the boot!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Animals Bred:	110	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate movie-watching experience! Our server has a special plugin that allows you to watch movies in-game while fighting off creepers and zombies. Imagine watching “Titanic” while building a giant ship of your own, or watching “Jurassic Park” while taming your very own pet dinosaur! Plus, rumor has it that if you watch “The Matrix” on our server, you’ll actually be transported into the movie and have to dodge bullets in slow motion. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience movie night like never before!

AzovCraft: Lifted Ban on Weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	4746	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

yo, so like, u know how Ukraine’s Azov Brigade was banned from getting weapons for like 10 years? well guess what, now they’re back in action and ready to take over the minecraft world on our server! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures with the baddest dudes around. who needs boring old weapons bans when u can join the Azov Brigade in minecraft and wreak havoc on all who dare to challenge us. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena with you. And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize, this server is just full of surprises and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a relaxing fishing trip, only to have a giant squid jump out of the water and challenge you to a dance-off. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else!

Plus, our community is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand or a diamond pickaxe when you need it most. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Get Whitelisted and Embrace Your Inner Fantasy on this Creative Server!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	822332	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Medieval Fantasy Minecraft Server

Overview
Hello there, I was playing around with the idea of making a medieval fantasy world in creative Minecraft for a while, BUT you should be able to actually play in it. I still want to do it in vanilla tho, which is why stuff like questing is probably out of the picture, but stuff like looting, exploring, dungeons, etc. would still be possible. Already have a couple of ideas on how this could work. Anyone interested in making a server and trying this out?

Overview

Hello there, I was playing around with the idea of making a medieval fantasy world in creative Minecraft for a while, BUT you should be able to actually play in it. I still want to do it in vanilla tho, which is why stuff like questing is probably out of the picture, but stuff like looting, exploring, dungeons, etc. would still be possible. Already have a couple of ideas on how this could work. Anyone interested in making a server and trying this out?

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, the server is open to all players, regardless of experience level.
Will there be questing in the server?	Questing may not be available in this vanilla server, but there will be opportunities for looting, exploring, and dungeon crawling.
How can I join the server?	Details on how to join the server will be provided once it is set up. Stay tuned for updates!
What kind of medieval fantasy elements can I expect in the world?	Expect to see castles, villages, forests, mountains, and other fantasy-themed structures in the world.

PrehistoricMC Server: Were Humans Here Before Adam & Eve?

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Farms Harvested:	535	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the pre-Adam and Eve humans hang out! That’s right, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where ancient humans used to party it up before the whole Garden of Eden debacle.

Join us for epic battles against dinosaurs, quests to uncover lost civilizations, and of course, plenty of snacks (because who doesn’t love a good snack break while exploring ancient ruins?).

So if you’re ready to uncover the mysteries of the prehistoric past and have a laugh along the way, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while you’re at it!