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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3550 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!