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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6916 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 454 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!