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SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	470753	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	74	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	115
Villages Defended:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	282	Farms Harvested:	161
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	8921	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9609	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Void Gems Collected:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!