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Cluquium server Minecraft

Aternos, Cluquium, Cranberries, Discord, frehawx, Game, Klukvorianism, Minecraft, Religion, Server, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

There is a religion on the server – Klukvorianism. The main two commandments are to be kind to those who are kind to you and to love cranberries. By swearing this, you will become a Cranberry and Cranberry will protect you in the darkest places! Also, anyone can start the server on their own if they give the login of their Aternos account to the admin – frehawx. To be added to the whitelist, ask frehawx or Mghm on Discord. Have a good game everyone!

Klookvium.aternos.me:54627

ArdynFall SMP

Active, Ardynfall, backups, Builds, Community, community-driven, Creation, Economy, Evolving, Experience, fair, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Mods, pay to win, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Tweaks, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

ArdynFall SMP – Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Active and Evolving	Join the community as they shape and expand the server
	Adventure with players who have been together for over 2 years
No Planned Server Resets	Build your legacy without worrying about resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups	Server runs around the clock with frequent backups
Dedicated Staff Team	Friendly, experienced staff always available to help
Player-Run Economy	Help develop a diamond-based shopping district and grow the economy
Exciting Events	Participate in server events such as mayoral elections, base tours, and trivia nights
Creative Server	Separate creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players to communicate in-game based on their proximity.

List of Plugins Used:

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

If you’re interested, join our Discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server is 4 months old and still evolving
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have pay-to-win features
Are there planned server resets?	No, there are no planned server resets
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, the server has an active and established community
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process

Tingly Top Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, head discomfort, head sensations, head tingling, head tingling all day, head tingling anxiety, head tingling causes, head tingling confusion, head tingling medical advice, head tingling reasons, head tingling stress, head tingling treatment, head tingling worry, health concerns, medical mystery, mystery symptoms, Realm, strange sensations, strange symptoms, tingling sensation, tingly, Top, unexplained sensations, unexplained tingling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	716950
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like entering a whole new dimension of wackiness. Like, my head has been feeling tingly all day, and I swear it’s because of the crazy adventures and mind-bending builds you’ll find here.

Imagine mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat, or battling creepers with giant rubber duckies. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of weirdness, and you won’t wanna get off.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your head tingling with excitement, then join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

ChildhoodEnder Minecraft SMP

adult responsibilities, childhood trauma, ChildhoodEnder, Coming of Age, emotional scars, family dynamics, financial struggles, growing up, health issues, identity crisis, Life Changes, loss of childhood friends, loss of innocence, maturing, mental health challenges, Minecraft, Moving away, parental divorce, peer pressure, personal tragedy, school stress, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. We got diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers twerking for emeralds. It’s a whole vibe, trust me.

So like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies. It was wild, man. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of llamas started breakdancing and challenging me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew llamas had such sick moves?

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We’re talking epic showdowns with players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrots. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy dream, but it’s real, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up. We’re always looking for more players to join the madness. Come on, what ended your childhood? Join us and let’s make some new memories, fam!

MineCraftyShowerTime

Alone Time, bathroom routine, daily routine, deep cleaning, hygiene, long showers, meditation, mental health, MineCraftyShowerTime, pampering, personal grooming, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-indulgence, showering, Skincare Routine, stress relief, Time management, Unwinding, water conservation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of wasting your precious time in the shower when you could be building epic creations in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding dragons through the Nether, and participating in intense dance-offs with Endermen. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring showers and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Square Root Society

1980 babies, 45, age, Birthday, born in 1980, calculation, fun fact, generation, INTERESTING, long tail, Math, milestone, numerical connection, Root, society, Special, Square, square root, tags, Trivia, turning 45, Unique, year

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Items Found:	5476
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

join our epic minecraft server where 1980 babies are the true rulers. why, you ask? because their age is the square root of the year, 45. that’s right, they are the chosen ones destined to build the most epic structures and slay the most wicked mobs.

come join the fun and witness 1980 babies creating pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind. watch as they ride pigs into battle and conquer the land with their superior building skills.

if you’re not a 1980 baby, don’t worry! we welcome all players with open arms. come and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when a bunch of 1980 babies take over a minecraft server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ballhog SMP

ballhog, smp, SMP Java Survival Community Adventure Bases Biomes Collaboration Lag-free Events Casual Hardcore Fair gameplay Exploration Trade Solo Team Vibe Rules Events

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	112	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Ballhog SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Playerbase	Chill and Friendly
Features	Fair rules, exciting events, relaxed atmosphere
Server IP	103.152.197.167:25576

FAQs

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this server is pure vanilla survival with no mods or plugins.

Q: What kind of community does this server have?

A: The playerbase is friendly, welcoming, and loves to collaborate and trade.

Q: Are there any special events on this server?

A: Yes, there are exciting events organized regularly for all players to enjoy.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience for all players.

Q: Can I play solo on this server?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a solo player or enjoy teaming up with others, there’s something for everyone on Ballhog SMP.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8189
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchantments Applied:	115	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.