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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 585 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3597 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!
anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!
so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!
