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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 255 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3316 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).
forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!