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InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Royal Courts Attended:	3

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Crops Grown:	7393	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Animals Bred:	181	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Villages Defended:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4755
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Buildings Constructed:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9641
Emeralds Found:	9711	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍