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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2456 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 960 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like a 4chan raid on Habbo Hotel! Join us as we create mayhem and madness in the virtual world, just like Israel invading Lebanon again for the umpteenth time.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unpredictable and wild as a pack of internet trolls? Build your own virtual fortress and defend it against crazy invaders, just like real-life geopolitics!
So come on, join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!
