tiana cooks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Emeralds Found:	327	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	145	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, deliberately, diplomatic relations, foreign aid workers, foreign policy, gaza, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Noobs, Peacekeeping, Politics, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	738

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicion

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expenses

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	3911	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Animals Bred:	136	Dragon Eggs Found:	9966

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!