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PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Towns Built:	10
Star Shards Collected:	284	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	2398	Farms Harvested:	521
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Holy Grails Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	8723	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	2735	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ores Mined:	9484
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	187	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	5927	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Towns Built:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	1828

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!