#thxlag Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BacoNetworks SkyFactory 4 | ATM9 TTS | StoneBlock2 | ATM9

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1211
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

BacoNetworks SkyFactory 4 | ATM9 TTS | StoneBlock2 | ATM9 Minecraft Server

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GameMart Minecraft Server

Buy, Choices, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Entertainment, Fun, game buying, game dilemma, game purchase, game selection, GameMart, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, Minecraft, Options, Purchase, selection, Server, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	388
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2344	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. But be warned, the llama has a mischievous streak and may prank you by turning your house into a giant cake!

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll encounter a gang of zombie pigmen who have formed their own biker gang and challenge players to races on their hog-riding mounts. And watch out for the lava lakes, they’re actually hot tubs for the pigmen to relax in after a long day of terrorizing players.

But the real highlight of our server is the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up the dragon in sparkly armor and compete for the title of most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such a flair for fashion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

DeckCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

100 hours, Adventure, Allies, Allybros, Community, completion, Deck Thread, DeckCraft, discussion, done, elden ring, FANTASY, finished, Game, Gaming, Legionbros, Minecraft, multiplayer, Playing, RPG, Server, strategy, Ultimate, video game

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5271	Zombie Dances:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms in other games? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be slaying is creepers and the only kingdom you’ll be conquering is made out of pixelated blocks!

Allybros and Legionbros are welcome too! We don’t discriminate against any bros here, as long as you’re ready to mine, build, and survive in our crazy world.

Forget about Elden Ring, after spending over 100 hours in that game, you deserve a break. And what better way to relax than by joining our server and getting lost in a world of endless possibilities?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or encounter a herd of flying pigs. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

SisTripGoneWrong Minecraft Server

Australia to Europe, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, expensive trip, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, hiding trip, job loss, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new boyfriend, paying rent, relationship boundaries, rent assistance, rent money, Server, sister’s rent, SisTripGoneWrong, trip to Europe, trust issues, waitress job

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2002
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like the surprise trip to Paris that OP’s sister took without telling anyone! Who needs to pay rent when you have a mysterious millionaire boyfriend willing to foot the bill?

Get ready for some family drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. Will OP cut off their sister or will they reconcile over a virtual block-building session? Only time will tell on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more thrilling than a Nether adventure! Who needs reality when you have a server full of craziness like this?

CraftyGatez

above ground pool, backyard, cameras, CraftyGatez, Deck, Entrances, Fence, Flowers, FRUITS, garden, GATES, home owners insurance, neighbors, no trespassing signs, Parties, Plants, private property, Property, remote control, Renovations, swimming, veggies

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of nosy neighbors trying to crash your private pool parties? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your virtual backyard is protected by remote control gates and no trespassing signs! Build your own stunning garden with flowers, plants, fruits, and veggies, and upgrade your above ground pool with a deck to throw the most epic parties ever!

But beware, there may be entitled neighbors trying to sneak in and demand access to your virtual pool for their own family gatherings. Will you stand your ground and protect your private oasis, or will you give in to their demands and let the chaos ensue? Join now and find out on our hilarious Minecraft server!

Minecraft Man Cave Server

#facial hair, APPEAL, ARMS, attractiveness, best part, Body, cave, chest, Confidence, EYES, Grooming, hair, Hands, Legs, Male, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical features, physique, Posture, Server, Smile, Style

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Animals Bred:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant block creature who roams the land causing chaos and mischief. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Blocky Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBedroomAntics

aging, Attitudes, BlockyBedroomAntics, Communication, emotional connection, Experience, fulfillment, Intimacy, Maturity, Open-mindedness, personal growth, perspective, physical changes, Pleasure, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, Sexuality, societal norms, Taboos

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about sex and Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a blocky pig the same way ever again! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

BrexitCraft Server: TarnishedUK

Agreement, brexit, Brexit deal, BrexitCraft, controversy, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, Europe Minister, european union, Future, global reputation, Impact, international relations, negotiations, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tarnished, TarnishedUK, Trade, uk, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, if u wanna escape all the brexit drama and have a good time, u gotta join our minecraft server, cuz we got all the fun and none of the politics, ya know? like, u can build ur own lil world and chill with ur friends without worrying about all that brexit “tarnished” stuff. plus, we got this crazy story about how herobrine actually caused brexit by messing with the politicians’ minds, and now he’s trying to take over our server too! u gotta join and help us stop him before it’s too late! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of laughs and adventure. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show herobrine who’s boss!

CraftyRainbowSKoreaGayLove

civil rights, constitutional rights, CraftyRainbowSKoreaGayLove, cultural shift, discrimination, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark decision, legal protection, legal recognition, LGBT community, lgbtq rights, Marriage equality, marriage rights, minority rights, progressive ruling, same-sex couples, social progress, societal change, south korea, top court

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, this server is like the top court of minecraft servers, ya know? we recognize all the rights for same-sex couples, just like south korea’s top court! join us if you wanna build a rainbow castle with your minecraft partner and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. we also have unicorns and flying pigs, cuz why not? come join the fun and let your rainbow flag fly high in the sky of this epic minecraft world!

AntsLegs4Days

advanced societies, amputating limbs, Animal Behavior, ant civilization, anthropologist Margaret Mead, ants, ants civilization, AntsLegs4Days, Civilization, Evolution, future civilizations, healed femur, healing, human evolution, inherit the earth, limb regeneration, Margaret Mead, scientific discoveries, signs of civilization, societal development, societal progress

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got ants that can amputate ur limbs and then HEAL them back like some kind of crazy ant civilization. imagine being able to chop off ur arm and then have it magically grow back, just like that! who needs doctors when u got ants, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of limb-chopping fun and see if u can survive in this insane ant world. u never know, u might just become the ruler of the ant civilization and lead them to conquer the entire minecraft universe. ants, man. they’re taking over.