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FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans that would make Japan blush and beg for a global intervention.

We have players who have built giant statues of anime characters using only dirt blocks, others who have created roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and one player who accidentally turned their entire base into a hot spring resort for creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pig racing, and a weekly dance party at the Nether portal.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base exploded).

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BdayDinnerDitcherCraft

BdayDinnerDitcherCraft, couples therapy, difficult in-laws, disrespectful behavior., expensive getaway, family celebration, family conflicts, family dynamics, joint birthday, lack of appreciation, limited contact, luxury accommodation, milestone birthday, pre-wedding event, private chef, racist family, setting boundaries, skipping event, strained relationship, ungrateful family

Are you tired of dealing with your fiancé’s rude and ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to clean up after entitled in-laws! Our server is filled with luxurious accommodations and virtual private chefs who will never ask you to take a family-only picture.

Forget couples therapy, just log on to our server and leave all your family drama behind. You can even skip virtual birthday dinners hosted by your future mother-in-law without feeling guilty. So why wait? Join now and build a virtual life free from family drama!

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HateGrowsWithAge – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, aging, changes, forgetfulness, Frustration, getting older, gray hair, HateGrowsWithAge, health issues, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, responsibilities, self-care, slowing down, smp, time passing, tolerance, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the good old days of playing Minecraft for hours on end without a care in the world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic house and avoid getting blown up by creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon so many times, they’ve lost count. Rumor has it that they once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back just for fun. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It

anger, Communication, coping mechanisms, denial, DepressCraft, depression, dont, Empathy, Frustration, Guilt, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, Noobs, Sadness, self harm, self-care, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Understanding, Withdrawal

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have therapy llamas that will listen to all your deepest mining woes and offer emotional support like no other!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature with a penchant for hoarding shiny things. Plus, our community of players is so supportive that even if you accidentally blow up your house with TNT, they’ll still cheer you on and help you rebuild.

So why wait? Join our server today and discover a world where depression is just a myth and llamas are the key to happiness!

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CraftyRightRioters

consequences, CraftyRightRioters, criminal behavior, dangerous rhetoric, digital footprint, extremism, far-right ideology, far-right violence, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Imprisonment, incitement, Jail, law enforcement, online activism, online posts, prosecution, radicalization, sentencing, social media

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got two dudes who got jailed for stirring up some far-right violence on social media, like, how crazy is that? but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ Minecraft fun. join us and be part of the madness, but in a totally chill way, ya know? come build some epic structures, make some new friends, and maybe even start a revolution (jk, no revolutions here, just good vibes). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together, before we get jailed for being too awesome.

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FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up

BdayDinnerDitcherCraft

HateGrowsWithAge – Minecraft SMP

DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It

CraftyRightRioters