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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8083 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Emeralds Found: | 4105 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
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