THSchutts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OrbánCraft: Weakest Performance in 20 Years!

conservative party, Democracy, EU elections, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, far-right movement, Fidesz, Hungary, Hungary elections, opposition party, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Performance, political shift, Politics, populist leader, pro-EU rival, Viktor Orbán, voter turnout, WEAKEST, weakest performance, Years

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Animals Bred:	100

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Hungary’s political scene! our server is so lit that even Orbán’s weakest performance in 20 years can’t compare. we have pro-EU rivals battling it out in epic pvp matches, just like in the EU elections. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of corruption (in-game, of course). who needs politics when you can join our server and become the ultimate minecraft champion? let’s goooooooo!

BoomerCraftFashionista

age, Appearance, BoomerCraftFashionista, clothes, comparison, decades ago, fashion, generations, Grandparents, hairstyles, high school photos, Nostalgia, Older, outfits, Perception, Retro, Styles, trends, vintage, years past, young people

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Dimension Hops:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, and rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually built on a giant floating taco, and if you can find the secret sauce, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds for life.

So come on down and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🌮💎

VaxCraft: Boosted Immunity & Stalk Domains

adaptive immune response, B-cell immunity, Boosted, cellular immune responses, chimeric haemagglutinin, conserved haemagglutinin stalk domain, cross-reactive antibodies, Domains, human immune system, immune system activation, immunity, immunization strategies, influenza vaccine development, influenza virus research, influenza virus strains, stalk, T-cell immunity, universal influenza virus vaccine, vaccine design, vaccine efficacy, vaccine-induced immunity, VaxCraft, viral antigens, viral nucleoprotein, viral protein structure

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY PLACE!

SO, BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MINECRAFT AND WILLY WONKA HAD A BABY. WE’VE GOT CANDY LANDS, GIANT LOLLIPOP TREES, AND EVEN A CHOCOLATE RIVER (DON’T TRY TO DRINK IT THOUGH, IT’S JUST PIXELS).

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE CREATING A CHIMERICAL HAEMAGGLUTININ-BASED UNIVERSAL INFLUENZA VIRUS VACCINE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’RE SAVING THE WORLD FROM THE FLU, ONE MINECRAFT BLOCK AT A TIME.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE PET DRAGONS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

BuzzCraft Minecraft Server

ack, Authenticity, Bee, BuzzCraft, Confidence, empowerment, just bee yourself, Minecraft, positive vibes, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-love journey, Server, yourself

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Buildings Constructed:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can just bee yourself… until you get attacked by a swarm of killer bees! But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some extra excitement to your gameplay. Join us for a chance to survive the ultimate bee invasion and prove that you’re the queen bee of the server.

If you’re looking for a server with a twist, look no further. Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that will stop at nothing to peck your brains out. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and build the coop of your dreams?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches that lie within? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by the elusive dungeon master?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when the going gets tough, just bee yourself… ACK!

HapaCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, athlete, British, celebration, Championships, Competition, Diversity, HAPA, HapaCraft, Identity, interracial, Minecraft, mixed race, multicultural, ncaa, Server, SPEED, sports, sprinter, success, track and field, Victory, WMAF

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3682	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	4444
Votes:	9737	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
New Chunks Explored:	914307	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Join our server for a chance to race against the speed demon himself and see if you can beat him in a sprint across the virtual world. Who knows, maybe he’ll even teach you his secret techniques for winning races and becoming a Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot and uncover ancient secrets. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword buried deep within the virtual caves, guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the sword for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping races, epic treasure hunts, and maybe even a chance to meet the British WMAF hapa himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

InLawRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, coping, Disrespect, emotions, family, Father, Grief, healing, in-laws, InLawRageCraft, Loss, Memory, mourning, overreacting, Respect, sensitivity, sentimental value, shrine, Support

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild family dynamics! We’ve got a player (25F) who lost her EMT father to a drunk driver, a supportive husband (30M), and some meddling in-laws in their 60s who just can’t understand the importance of a shrine. Watch as tensions rise, belongings go missing, and emotions run high in this thrilling Minecraft world. Will you be the one to mediate the drama or stir the pot even more? Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and maybe even learn a lesson or two about boundaries and respect. Who needs grief counseling when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regret, finding closure, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Enchantments Applied:	280	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of living with regrets? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll never regret joining because our server is so awesome, it’ll make all your past regrets seem like a distant memory.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start giving you compliments on your mining skills. Yeah, that’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in a bacon-eating contest, he’ll grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the bacon-filled adventures begin!

CraftyLove

Affection, appreciation, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyLove, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Partnership, romance, SECURITY, shared experiences, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find your perfect in-game significant other! Imagine building a cozy little block house together, going on adventures to defeat the Ender Dragon as a power couple, and even having virtual date nights under the stars. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and start swiping right on your future Minecraft soulmate!

CraftyModiTaipeiCraft

Asia, Beijing, China, controversy, CraftyModiTaipeiCraft, criticism, Diplomacy, Dispute, election, foreign affairs, Government, Gratitude, India, international relations, Lai, Leaders, Message, modi, Politics, response, taiwan

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, beijing be all like, “woah, why u thanking taiwan, india?” and modi be all like, “cuz taiwan be sending me sick election messages, bro!” and beijing be all like, “nuh uh, that’s not cool, bro!” but like, on this server, we all about that drama and chaos, so come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles! plus, we got free cookies for all new players, so what u waitin for? join now and let’s cause some international incidents together!

Softies vs Roughies

agreeable personalities, Behavior, character analysis, disagreeable personalities, emotional intelligence, Empathy, favorability, Human nature, interpersonal relationships, judgment, Kindness, Perception, personality dynamics, personality traits, Psychology, rough outbursts, Roughies, social interactions, social psychology, societal norms, soft moments, Softies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where, like, the crazier you are, the more people will like you? well, this is the place for you, my friend! we love people with disagreeable personalities who have those rare soft moments, like a fluffy bunny in a pit of snakes.

we don’t care if you have rough outbursts, as long as you’re agreeable overall. but watch out, because if you’re too nice, people might not like you as much. it’s like a twisted version of high school popularity, but in minecraft form.

join us for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability. who knows what will happen next? maybe you’ll become the most beloved player on the server, or maybe you’ll be the outcast with a heart of gold. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. so come on in and let your crazy flag fly!