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Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

biggest demographic, Blacks, box office, Cliff, Demographic, Doomed, Hardcore, Hispanic, Leading, long tail tags, Minecraft, Movie, movie at the box office, smp, snuff film, society, society is doomed, society off a cliff, torture porn, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	8150
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2031	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyAffair, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, friendship, Honesty, Inappropriate Behavior, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, single mother, social gatherings, sugar daddy, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	147	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

advice, Affair, aita, anger, avoidance, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, friendship, Honesty, married guy, NoMoreBFF, Self Respect, self worth, Support, Trust, Victim

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Votes:	8462

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

#sustainability, alternative transportation, autonomous vehicles, Brainstorming, convenience, CraftyMineTransit, creativity, design, efficiency, Electric propulsion, Engineering, environmental impact, Futuristic technology, hyperloop concept, innovative ideas, invention, jetpacks, Mobility, mode of transportation, Pigs, SPEED, Teleporting, travel, Urban planning

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8073	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

American politics, anti-democratic tendencies, authoritarianism, BlockyRight, Conservatives, Democracy, democracy in america, democratic principles, LibCraft, Liberals, polarization, political attitudes, political behavior, political beliefs, political divisions, political ideology, political polarization, political science, political spectrum, research study, societal values, us politics

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9832	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Votes:	5795	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	158	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

play.cobblemongenerations.com

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

2020 election, blocky, bros, campaign video, Democrat, democratic party, election, Harris campaign, Harris supporters, kamala harris, men supporters, Minecraft, political activism, political advertisement, political campaign, Political Support, political video, presidential campaign, Server, social media, Support, Video, women in politics, women supporters

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	181	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

BlockyBanter, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, Links, loverslab, meme, Minecraft, Mod list, mod order guide, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, Pirate, previous, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, smp, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, urban warfare edition, worth it, yayo modlist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

achievement, athleticism, Basketball, Competition, Dedication, Goal, Golf, Gymnastics, Mastering, Minecraft, Passion, Running, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, SportySMPMaster, success, swimming, talent, Tennis, Training, Volleyball

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.