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KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.

Kotoka’s Craze Minecraft Server

AliAs, Character, CRAZE, FANTASY, Fiction, Identity, Kotoka, Kotokas, Minecraft, moniker, name.., Nickname, Persona, Role, Server, Supernatural, Title, vampire hunter, vampire killer, vampire slayer, vampire slayer identity, vampire slayer name, vampire slayer nickname, vampire slayer role

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few vampires lurking around (watch out, Kotoka the Vampire Slayer is on the prowl)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a magical potion brewing contest every Sunday, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (perfect for those late-night mining sessions). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Kotoka!

Minecraft SMP: LoliCraft

Anime, art, classic, Community, controversial, cute, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, Lolis, Manga, Minecraft, No Rules, online discussion, smp, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with rules and restrictions? Look no further than our Classic edition server! We only have one rule: just post lolis! That’s right, no building, no mining, just post pictures of lolis all day long.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world filled with cute anime girls and ridiculous memes. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. Rumor has it that the lolis come to life at night and roam the server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to join us and face the lolis head on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Classic edition server today and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and of course, lolis!

Dad’s Cheating Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cheating, Dads, emotional distress, family betrayal, family breakdown, family communication, family dynamics, family healing, family reconciliation, family turmoil, father’s accountability, father’s actions, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, father’s consequences, father’s infidelity, father’s mistakes, father’s remorse, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Crops Grown:	7758
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like the scandalous affair my dad had with a woman half his age, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through family betrayals, heart emojis, and messages about the future that will leave you questioning everything. Just like my dad, who couldn’t keep his secrets hidden for long, our server is full of juicy gossip and shocking revelations.

But don’t worry, unlike my dad, we actually care about our players! So come join us and experience the drama, the betrayal, and the heartbreak in a virtual world where anything can happen. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RingReturnCraft

Algerian Sahara, asking for belongings back, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, cultural jewelry, emotional attachment, Etiquette, etsy, friendship, handmade jewelry, Lending, mutual friends, personal belongings, rare jewelry, RingReturnCraft, selling jewelry, sentimental jewelry, special occasion, Touareg Berber tribes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of friends stealing your precious belongings and refusing to give them back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual coral ring and never have to worry about it being stolen by your so-called “friends.”

Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time someone tried to sell a virtual ring for $2,000 on Etsy. Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join us and create your own outrageous tales that will leave your friends speechless.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can have fun, build epic structures, and never have to deal with ring-stealing drama again, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Touareg Berber tribe in the Algerian Sahara to trade with. The possibilities are endless!

EmoTunez Minecraft SMP

cathartic songs, deep emotional response, emotional connection, Emotional Music, emotional resonance, EmoTunez, evocative music, heart-wrenching lyrics, heartrending ballads, impactful music, Minecraft, moving melodies, music and emotions, music therapy, nostalgia-inducing tunes, powerful songs, sentimental songs, smp, songs that make you cry, songs that touch your soul, soul-stirring tunes, tear-jerker tracks, touching melodies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Star Shards Collected:	248
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who once defeated an entire army of players with just a single explosion? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mysterious Ender Dragon Cult, who worship their dragon overlord and will stop at nothing to protect it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world-renowned Bard of Minecraft, who serenades players with enchanting melodies that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

UglyHotServer

alternative appeal, alternative attractiveness, alternative beauty, nonconformist allure, nonconventional attractiveness, nontraditional beauty, UglyHotServer, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional hotness, unconventional sexiness, unexpected allure, unexpected attraction, unique attraction, unusual allure

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8119
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest thing since lava!

Join us if you find creepers strangely attractive or if you have a secret crush on Endermen. Our server is filled with pixelated eye candy that will make your heart race faster than a speeding minecart.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who can build the most fabulous structure using only dirt blocks. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness? Come join us and let your inner blocky beauty shine!

VolgogradDroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial assault, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military conflict, military operation, Minecraft, political tension, RETALIATION, Russian airbase, security breach, Server, source, Surveillance, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Volgograd region, VolgogradDroneWars, WARFARE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, ukraine was all like pew pew pew with their drones on this russian airbase in volgograd, right? and like, the russians were all like oh no you didn’t, we gonna get you back! but then, outta nowhere, this minecraft server pops up and is like, hey guys, come join us and forget about all that real world drama! we got pigs that can fly and diamonds that rain from the sky! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true! so come join us and let’s build a world where drone attacks are just a distant memory!

BombBaseBusters

aggression, air base, aircraft, BombBaseBusters, Bombing, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, front lines, glide bombs, international relations, military conflict, Military operations, military technology, missile defense, political tension, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	9058	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine destroying glide bombs at a russian air base! yes, you heard right, we have crazy battles happening right in our virtual world. you can be part of the action and witness the chaos unfold as aircraft fly out to bomb the front lines. who knows what will happen next, but one thing is for sure – you won’t be bored on this server! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

Summer Jams Craft

beach playlist, Craft, feel-good music, Jams, Lyrics, Music, music for the beach, outdoor concerts, poolside playlist, seasonal tunes, Summer, summer anthems, summer fun, summer love songs, summer memories, summer songs, summer soundtrack, summer vibes, summertime hits, sunny melodies, vacation tunes, warm weather jams

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

join our epic minecraft server and experience a summer party like no other! we have so many songs for summer, you’ll be singing and dancing all day long. our pixelated sun is always shining, and the water in our virtual ocean is always warm.

come build sandcastles with us, or go on a treasure hunt for buried loot. our community is full of friendly players who love to have a good time.

if you’re looking for a server that’s more fun than a water slide made of diamonds, then look no further. join us now and let the summer vibes take over!