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Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, Welfare

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	150
Zombie Dances:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	598943
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Void Gems Collected:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	829	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8419

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Void Gems Collected:	18

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!

PickleMines

Adventure Survival Crafting Exploration Building Multiplayer Quests PVP Sandbox Farming Redstone Dungeons MMORPG Open World Fantasy Role-playing Medieval Creative Enchanting Architecture, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

PickleMines is a custom scripted mining server made for 1.21 (although compatible down to 1.7) . Mine resources to update your equipment, but watch out for the mobs!

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ImaiAsamiFanClub Minecraft Server

Anime, anime industry, anime roles, early 2010s, Imai Asami, ImaiAsamiFanClub, Japanese actress, japanese animation, Japanese entertainment industry, Japanese voice actress, Kurisu, Kurisu Makise, Minecraft, mobile games, popular voice actress, Server, Steins;Gate, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voice work, voiceover

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Remember Imai Asami? Yeah, she’s been busy… playing on our epic Minecraft server! She got so addicted to building pixelated castles and battling creepers that she forgot all about voice acting. Join our server and you might just run into her, mining for diamonds and slaying dragons like a pro.

But beware, there are rumors that she’s actually a secret Minecraft master, with skills so legendary that Notch himself bows down to her. Some say she can mine a whole mountain in seconds and build a castle taller than the Eiffel Tower in a blink of an eye. Will you be able to keep up with her on our server?

So come on, join us and witness the epic adventures of Imai Asami in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become her apprentice and learn the ways of the blocky universe. Just remember, diamonds are forever… but so is the fun on our server!

The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6398
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!