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iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	2153
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

Access, Accounts, Anonymity, creeper, discretion, facial recognition, free, Girls, Identification, Images, love, ONLINE, Pics, pimeyes, privacy, recognition, Results, Searched, SECURITY, Thread, Verification, Whores

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	New Chunks Explored:	74838
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

BlockyBrits, Brit, British, Coming, Community, discussion, Edition, forum, gender dynamics, incel forums, incel movement, Incels, internet culture, Issues, Masculinity, Men, Misogyny, ONLINE, relationships, Social, toxic masculinity

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	3230	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8536
Divine Spears Created:	29	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ores Mined:	1620	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your fanart of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Well, on our server, your oshi will not only like your fanart, but they will personally thank you by building a giant statue of themselves in-game made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join now and become the official artist of the server, where your fanart will be displayed for all to see in the Hall of Fame! Who knew that drawing stick figures could lead to such fame and fortune in the Minecraft world?

Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds, making you the richest player in all of Minecraft land. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless laughs and unforgettable moments. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Cubeception: Where the Blocks are Always Questioning Reality

alternate dimension, awakening, blocks, Conspiracy, Cube, Cubeception, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, hidden agenda., knowledge, Manipulation, mind control, Mystery, philosophy, Questioning, Reality, redpill, secret knowledge, secret society, Symbolism, theory, Truth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4742	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring, cubeless world? Join our Minecraft server and discover the true purpose of the cube! Legend has it that the cube was created by a group of ancient builders who wanted to challenge players with its mysterious powers. Some say that those who unlock the secrets of the cube will gain unimaginable riches and power. Others believe that the cube is actually a portal to a parallel universe filled with diamonds and cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and uncover the truth about the cube!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Emeralds Found:	6536
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower field. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a herd of pigs in a minecart race.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you’re more into creating pixel art of Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon look like a tiny silverfish. Join us for our next event where we’ll be reenacting the Battle of the Wither, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyFeels R9K Server

4chan, BlockyFeels, Community, Connection, digital age, emotions, Empathy, internet culture, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Melancholy, mental health, Nostalgia, r9k, relatable, Self-expression, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Potions Brewed:	186	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone’s basement? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around, where the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood lizard looking for a friend.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbusters, a group of elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces that will make your jaw drop. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!

Crafty Polska Pals

Crafty, PALS, polska

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we have taken the edycja stambulska to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Fred who tells the best jokes (seriously, he’s a riot).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the edycja stambulska like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition

Angry, Centuries, Civilization, civilizational, civilizational recovery, Conflict, Destruction, Dystopia, Edition, fear, Future, hate, History, Humanity, idea.., opposition, progress, Recovery, resistance, Revenge, society, Survival, villager, War, ww3

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Zombie Dances:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just trying to rebuild society after WW3? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and destruction! Our founder, Steve the Mad, absolutely despises the idea of civilization recovery and instead encourages players to embrace the post-apocalyptic madness.

Join our server if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build your base out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick. Who needs society when you can have anarchy and mayhem? So come on, join us and let’s make the wasteland great again!

Doomstrument Server: Where Creepers Play the Music of Destruction

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – “The Instrument of Doom”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

3. Our PvP arena is unlike anything you’ve ever seen. It’s a floating island in the sky where players battle it out while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

4. The server owner is rumored to be a wizard who can summon lightning storms and turn players into chickens with a flick of his wand. Don’t mess with him unless you want to end up clucking around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The Instrument of Doom” and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, watch out for those llamas…they’re not to be underestimated.