THROTEEEE Minecraft Servers

THROTEEEE Minecraft Servers

  • MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

    MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3880
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 146
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of boring servers with less loot and too much trash? Look no further! Our server offers more loot than you can imagine!

    But that’s not all! We have immediate raid nerfs to make your gaming experience more challenging and exciting! Plus, we have more class balance than any other server out there!

    Ever wanted to play as a Tauren paladin or a dwarf shaman? Well, now you can on our server! We also have buffed mana from drinking and longer buff times to keep you in the game longer!

    And if that’s not enough, we have higher drop rates on epics, faster wsg rep, faster honor from stv, and even dual spec for all your gaming needs!

    Join us now and experience a 5 digits gold economy like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Server IP: 474021247

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Podcast-Free Zone: Where Creepers Keep You Company

    Podcast-Free Zone: Where Creepers Keep You Company
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2599
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the boredom of running out of podcasts! Our server is so lit that you won’t even miss your favorite shows because you’ll be too busy building and exploring in our virtual world.

    Join us for insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you team up with other players to conquer dungeons, build towering castles, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two. Who needs podcasts when you have a whole new world to explore?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring walks and missing out on shows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

    LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3384
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Insanely Hilarious Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and LOL-worthy server around!

    Reasons to Join:

    • Unlimited TNT: Blow up your friends’ creations for the ultimate prank!
    • Dancing Creepers: Watch as Creepers break out into dance routines when you approach them!
    • Meme War Zones: Battle it out in meme-themed battlegrounds where the winner gets a diamond-studded crown!
    • Teleporting Pigs: Ride on the backs of teleporting pigs as they warp around the map!

    Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested

    Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3979
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Enchantments Applied: 231
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 371
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Asian girls will flock to you the moment you say you’re not into them! It’s like a reverse psychology love potion, but in blocky pixel form. Watch as they build you beautiful structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and gold ingots, all while serenading you with enchanting melodies played on note blocks.

    But beware, if you dare to show any interest in them, they will unleash their secret weapon – an army of creeper minions who will blow up everything you hold dear. So tread carefully, and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their diamond sword. Join our server now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and explosive surprises!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes

    Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4740
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 3134
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout? Join our Minecraft server for a completely different gaming experience!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own shelter without worrying about super mutants attacking you. No need to install mods or patches to make the game playable – just log in and start crafting!

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Join us for a chance to ride on a llama while battling a dragon with a diamond sword.

    Forget about the boring old Nexus mods – on our server, you can create your own custom mods by simply typing a command in the chat. Want to turn all the pigs into flying unicorns? Done. How about giving yourself super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy.

    So why waste your time dealing with glitches and bugs in Fallout when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Who needs total conversion mods when you can have total insanity in every block you place? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

    FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3832
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

    Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

    Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8640
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

    Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

    Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3485
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4507
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Towns Built: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

    But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

    Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 595
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

    Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

    Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5437
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Votes: 5386 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

    Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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