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CraftyTravelz

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Votes:	8986	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7456
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1884	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	6141
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	155
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life tips, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive influence, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2114
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!