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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9455 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!
