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Pajeet Has A Meltdown And Damages 10 Planes In Muttland Minecraft SMP

Aviation, CEO, crisis management., cultural perceptions, damages, good family, GOOGLE, India, Indian, Indian people, international relations, Meltdown, microsoft, Minecraft, Muttland, PAJEET, Planes, smp, Stereotypes, success stories, top kek, US relations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Saarrr. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his family – they’re basically royalty in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We have players from all over the world, including India, where apparently everyone is a CEO of Google or Microsoft. So if you want to rub elbows with the elite, this is the place to be. Plus, the India-US relations in our server are top-notch – we even have a peace treaty with the creepers.

So come join us for some laughs, some epic battles, and maybe even a potato or two. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PooPals Server

apartment living, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Boundaries, Cohabitation, communication problems, compromise, consideration, Courtesy, hygiene, living together, open communication, personal space, pet behavior, pet odors, pet ownership, PooPals, privacy, relationship issues, Server, ventilation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Ores Mined:	4177	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your boyfriend’s constant bathroom habits? Look no further! Our server is poop-free and full of adventure!

Join us for epic quests, thrilling battles, and a community that doesn’t stink (literally). Our world is filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and friendly players ready to team up with you.

Forget about bathroom drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be dropping is your jaw at the amazing builds and landscapes. So come on over and leave the poop problems behind – unless you want to build a poop-themed castle, in which case, we fully support your creative vision!

Blocky Babes & Bros

advice, Babes, blocky, bros, Communication, Differences, emotions, experiences, Frustrations, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Insights, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	2664
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with clueless guys in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the men are non-existent and the creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! Our community of strong, independent women will show you the true power of girl power as we build, mine, and slay dragons together. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a member and he’s looking for a strong Minecraft queen to rule by his side. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those boys who’s boss in this blocky world!

Alzheimers Brain Busters

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amyloid plaques, amyloid-β, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain signaling, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, JNeurosci study, learning impairment, memory impairment, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology research, neurotoxic agent, Neurotoxicity, synapse disruption, synaptic dysfunction

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1103	Farms Harvested:	644

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make you remember stuff better than a goldfish with amnesia! forget about alzheimer’s cuz we got amyloid-β fighting skills like you’ve never seen before! our synapses are so lit they’ll make your brain do a happy dance! sign up now and become a memory master in our wacky world of wonder!

TerraBras – ATM9

Survival Games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	72	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to TERRACRAFT TECH! Server with the most played technological mods at the moment. Build sophisticated machines with Mekanism mod and also amazing machines with Create mod. Come have fun with us. You need to have Forge installed and All The Mod 9 last version on Minecraft 1.20.1 to be able to use our mod list.

Mods down: https://blogimpactante.wordpress.com/mods

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Celestials

1.20.1, Celestials, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, rideable pets, Server, Skyblock, smp, Special Bosses, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Celestials is newly made minecraf server for 1.20.1 currently only Smp Avaible Also Cross Play Is Avaible we will be adding Skyblock in future. feel free to join our server We also have rideable pets, Special Bosses

Celestials.mcserver.us:25598

Tattooed Sisters Minecraft Server

body art, body image, comparison, Competition, Confidence, empowerment, Expression, female bonding, friendship, Individuality, Insecurity, Jealousy, matching tattoos, Minecraft, personal choice, self esteem, Server, sisters, solidarity, Support, tattooed, tattoos, validation, Value

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Buildings Constructed:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1882
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of feeling like your tattoos are just not as cool as your friends’? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and get matching tattoos with your friends in-game to lower their value and boost your own ego! Who needs real tattoos when you can have virtual ones that actually make you feel better about yourself? Join now and start asserting your dominance through ink!

Minecraft SMP – /d g/ – Diamond Guardians

494503029, API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, Codename Frontiers, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, Diamond, dim, Dps, Guardians, Guide, Minecraft, News, PressKits, Resources, smp, spreadsheets, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.4

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and more creepers than you can shake a stick at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has been known to drop in and challenge players to PvP battles.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a creeper explosion, and more laughs than a villager trying to trade with you. Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

TimeTravlinTom Minecraft SMP

choose, emotional, Experience, first time, introspection, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, own life., past, personal growth, Reflection, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Significant, single moment, smp, special moment, time travel, TimeTravlinTom, Unique, Witness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience time travel in a whole new way? Then come join our wacky SMP where you can witness your most epic Minecraft moments over and over again!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, your heart racing as you try to outsmart your opponents. Just when you think all hope is lost, you activate your time travel powers and go back to that moment, ready to kick some butt all over again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Time Crystal, rumored to grant players the ability to turn back time whenever they want. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time traveler in Minecraft history?

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old reality when you can relive your favorite moments in blocky, pixelated glory? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CraftyClicksMC

CraftyClicksMC, Helpful Tools, internet resources, online resources, top websites, useful website, website directory, website list, website rankings, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website suggestions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4411	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Emeralds Found:	504
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a website that is so useful, it’s like finding a diamond block in Minecraft? Well, our Minecraft server is like the ultimate website of the gaming world! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs into battle like a true warrior! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly pranking unsuspecting newbies with exploding chickens and disappearing blocks. So why waste your time on boring websites when you can join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!