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  • Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

    Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

    Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

    Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

    So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

    WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

    SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

    On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Throat

    Throat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Ezartla!! 🌍

    IP: play.ezartla.comDiscord: discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

    Features:

    πŸ—ΊοΈ Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time.πŸ’¬ Discord: Stay connected with our community.πŸ”’ Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers.πŸ“ˆ Ranks: Progress through our ranking system.πŸŒ€ Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points.πŸ’° Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy.πŸ›’ Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade.πŸ† Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards.✨ Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

    Join us for an amazing Minecraft experience!

    play.ezartla.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TonsilRegenCraft

    TonsilRegenCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, if u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin. Our bodies be like, "Bruh, why u doin dis to us?" But forget dat noise, cuz dis server be off da hook!

    Picture dis: u spawn in and bam! U surrounded by llamas wearin top hats and dancin to dubstep. U think dat's wild? Just wait til u see da giant chickens ridin on pigs like they own da place.

    But dat ain't even da best part. We got a secret underground city where da villagers throw raves every night. U can trade diamonds for glowstone and party like it's 1999.

    So come on down to dis Minecraft server where da only rule is to have a blast. And remember, if ur body starts talkin to u, just tell it to shut up and keep playin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

    CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP