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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 190 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).