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Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	3352
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchantments Applied:	124
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	6907	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Crafty Guns & Ammo Shop

Ammo, ammo companies, ammunition industry, Crafty, firearm restrictions, Gun companies, gun control, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun industry, gun laws, gun lobby, gun manufacturers, gun ownership, gun regulations, gun retailers, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Guns, mass shootings, national debates, Shop

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

yOu gUyS, yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt SeRvEr, iT’s LiT aF! LiKe, tHeRe’S sO mAnY gUnS aNd AmMo, iT’s LiKe a WaR zOnE! yOu CaN bUiLd yOuR oWn aRmY aNd CoNqUeR tHe WoRlD! pLuS, wE hAvE cRaZy MiNiGaMeS lIkE hIdE aNd sEeK wHeRe yOu HaVe To FiNd ThE gUnS bEfOrE yOu GeT bLaStEd! aNd DoN’t EvEn GeT mE sTaRtEd oN tHe CrAzY sToRiEs aBoUt tHe DiSaPpEaRiNg DiAmOnDs aNd ThE zOmBiE aPoCaLyPsE tHaT hApPeNeD lAsT wEeK! sO jOiN nOw aNd lEt’S gO cRaFt SoMe MaYhEm!

Crop Rotation Craft

agricultural research, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, bacterial communities, Craft, crop, crop rotation, Environmental Science, Farming, microbial diversity, microbiology, plant roots, plant-microbe interactions, preceding, root-associated bacteria, Rotation, selection process., soil health, soil microbiome, study, sustainable practices, Systems, wheat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2657	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ores Mined:	6997	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, have you ever thought about how wheat root-associated bacterial communities are, like, totally influenced by crop rotation systems? well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level!

join us and witness the epic battle between the corn-loving bacteria and the potato enthusiasts. watch as the carrot crew teams up with the radish rebels to take down the evil broccoli brigade. it’s a root vegetable showdown like you’ve never seen before!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary pumpkin king, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or stem, in this case). will you join forces with him and his army of squash soldiers, or will you dare to challenge his pumpkin-y reign?

so come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of wheat root-associated bacterial communities like never before. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Tiger Realm

Economy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to Tiger Realm. The server was created on September 8, 2024, the server is vanilla with custom things and much more. The server is also optimized for version 1.20.5 so that it will not lag or bug while playing on it.

23.88.4.52:25590

Cherry Town

Adventure, bedrock, Cherry Town, CherryTown, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, interface, ip address, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, pocket edition, Pocket Edition server, Pocket Edition version, Server, Survival, unique players, Website

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Towns Built:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

cherrytown.line.pm:23003

Euro Craft Minecraft Server

#youtube, America, american culture, Analysis, comedy, commentary, Craft, Cultural differences, cultural stereotypes, Entertainment, EURO, Europeans, foreign views, humor, international perspectives, Minecraft, misconceptions, Perception, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, united states, Video

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2946	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing villagers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!