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BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Farms Harvested:	527
Players Killed by Monsters:	1291	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6518
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ores Mined:	776	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	3441	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8881	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

WeddingDressDrama

attachment, Budget, compromise, Contribute, custom made, family, Memories, Peace, preserving, refusal, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sharing, sister, Special, Style, tight budget, unreasonable, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

TunnelTakedown: Iran2Leb

#covert operations, arms trafficking, border control, Conflict Resolution, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Iran2Leb, Iranian weapons, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national defense, regional tensions, security measures, security threat, SMUGGLING, Syria, Terrorism, tunnel destruction, TunnelTakedown, underground passage

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Animals Bred:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the IDF is getting in on the action. We destroyed a tunnel used to smuggle Iranian weapons from Syria to Lebanon, all in the name of epic Minecraft battles!

Join us on this wild ride where anything goes. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? You got it. Want to team up with a squad of pandas to take down the Ender Dragon? Let’s do it!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet creeper that tells jokes (don’t worry, he won’t explode). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!