Three Savages Minecraft Servers

Three Savages Minecraft Servers

  • EarfulWords Minecraft SMP

    EarfulWords Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5843
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Crops Grown: 5179 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveAffair

    BlockyLoveAffair
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 425
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your hidden secrets? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous stories that will make your partner’s secrets look like child’s play. Join us if you dare to uncover the scandalous secrets of our players, from secret diamond stashes to hidden bases filled with llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what scandalous adventures await you on our server! Join now and let the drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

    IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 554
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5843 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, even Israeli companies are banned from winning contracts here, like what even? Tánaiste is like, nah fam, we only want the craziest players on our server, no boring companies allowed. join us for some epic battles and build the most insane structures you can imagine. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re an Israeli company, then you might be a little salty. come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram

    CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1494
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!

    ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 102
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4024 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how women’s brains go all cray cray when they get left out by some not so cute and mean girls? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we welcome everyone with open arms, even the ugly and rude ones! cuz we believe in spreading love and positivity, even to those who don’t deserve it! join us and be part of a community where everyone is accepted, no matter how unattractive or unfriendly they may be. plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain waves go wild with excitement! come join the fun and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • karlssonSMP: The Whitelisted, Over 18, Vanilla Java Server with Season 3 and Cosmetics Galore!

    karlssonSMP: The Whitelisted, Over 18, Vanilla Java Server with Season 3 and Cosmetics Galore!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4994
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

    EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9197
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Animals Bred: 54 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, on our server, we take things to a whole new level! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a unique feature where the server uses you as a food source! That’s right, instead of hunting for animals or farming crops, you can just stand still and let the server feed off your energy. It’s a win-win situation – you get to play Minecraft and the server gets a delicious snack! So come join us and become a tasty treat for our hungry server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

    Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 3383
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 508
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutismCraft Minecraft Server

    AutismCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 3394
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Alien Abductions: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Runes Activated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Love Letters Sent: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!

    We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!

    Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisWeddingNoShowCraft

    SisWeddingNoShowCraft
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 7797
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward relationships? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and virtual fun that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

    Our server is like a destination wedding, except instead of flying and hotel expenses, all you need is a computer and internet connection. And the best part? We have a child-friendly environment, so you can bring your little ones along for the ride without any restrictions.

    Forget about family members who can’t be bothered to spend time with you in real life. On our server, everyone is family and we welcome you with open arms (or blocky hands, in this case). So why waste your time on people who don’t appreciate you when you can join us and build lasting friendships in the virtual world?

    Don’t be the ring bearer left out of the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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