ThreadStream Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Pints

Castlevania, charity event, ESA, esamarathon, Gaming, Gaming Community, Green.., Live Stream, Marathon, new york city, Phantasmagoria, pints, pixelated, Speedrunning, symphony of the night, ThreadStream, true crime, twitch, Twitch Stream, UKSG, UKSG GREEN, video games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Ores Mined:	4811
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual landscape is so breathtakingly beautiful that even the Ender Dragon would want to take a selfie here. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that even creepers are invited to our block parties.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our mines, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your screenshots. See you in the game, fellow crafters!

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	116

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Emeralds Found:	8198
Dragon Eggs Found:	6317	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	628	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6140
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Towns Built:	9	Ores Mined:	2208
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8689
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.