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Calliope’s Creepin’ Craft: Where Rappers and Reapers Unite!

ANONYMOUS, apartment building, baitposting, BALCONY, Based, Calliope Mori, Calliopes, Craft, CREEPIN, developing story, feces, headlines, interview, monkey noises, News, nijinigger, Nude, Pedestrians, rapper, rappers, Reaper, Reapers, Scum, threadshitters, unite

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to witness RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori in all her glory!

Imagine building your own virtual world while dodging flying feces and hearing the sweet sounds of monkey noises in the background. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to interact with Calliope Mori herself as she screams obscenities at Nijinigger scum baitposting threadshitters. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout from the one and only RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori.

WeddingCrasherNoMore

aita, aunt, BFF, civil behavior, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., engagement party, family, family drama, family dynamics, happy times, hurt feelings, mental health, Negativity, out of character, Repayment, sibling, Wedding, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCrasherNoMore

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy aunties will ruin your big day! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can plan your dream nuptials without any family feuds getting in the way. Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life wedding woes and just focus on building your happily ever after. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

BrokeAndConfusedMC SMP

bespoke tailoring, BrokeAndConfusedMC, custom furniture, designer clothing, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, exotic vacations, fine art collections, gourmet dining, high-end jewelry, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury experiences, luxury real estate, luxury skincare products, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, rare collectibles, smp, spa retreats

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	4831
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the diamonds flow like water and the creepers are afraid of YOU? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are so rich they use emerald blocks as toilet paper. Seriously, our server economy is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon shops here for rare items.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasure. And if you can find it, you’ll be richer than Notch himself!

So come join us on this wild ride of wealth and wonder. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft millionaire on our server?

PixelPestProblem

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, bothersome issue, Day, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor annoyance, minor mishap, minor setback, mood killer, Nuisance, pesky problem, pet peeve, PixelPestProblem, ruin, small mistake, smallest thing, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of getting your day ruined by tiny annoyances like stepping on a Lego or running out of milk for your cereal? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the smallest thing that can ruin your day is getting attacked by a horde of baby zombies riding chickens! That’s right, forget about stubbing your toe or getting a paper cut, we’ve got a whole new level of tiny terror waiting for you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where even the tiniest creatures are out to get you. Build epic fortresses to protect yourself from miniature mobs, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Baby Zombie Egg, and maybe even tame a chicken-riding baby zombie as your loyal steed.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the smallest but deadliest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, watch your back and always keep an eye out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may be small, but they’re definitely not to be underestimated!

UkrainianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrike, Ammo Dumps, blast, Conflict, drone attack, eastern europe, Fuel, Geopolitics, international relations, long range drones, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, Set Ablaze, Technology, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneWarfare, WARFARE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian long-range drones are blasting and setting ablaze russian military airfield fuel and ammo dumps!

why join, u ask? well, because where else can u see such epic battles and explosions in minecraft?! plus, the loot u can get from the wreckage is insane – diamond armor, enchanted weapons, u name it!

not to mention, our community is lit af – everyone is always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic bases or trolling each other with hilarious pranks.

so come on over and join the chaos – who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server!

Crafty Taliban Banter

Afghanistan, banter, bare faces, conservative beliefs, Crafty, cultural restrictions, freedom of expression, gender discrimination, gender inequality, human rights violation, Islamic law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, public ban, religious extremism, social control, Taliban, vice laws, women’s empowerment, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ores Mined:	2156
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	1995	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

SocialCraft: DepressoMoodChain

cognitive overload, college student mental health, college students, depressive mood, DepressoMoodChain, digital mental health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health effects, mental health research., Mental well-being, Mobile social media, social comparison, social media addiction, social media impact, social media influence, social media usage, socialcraft, technology impact, technology use, upward social comparison

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so like, u know how college can be super stressful and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could escape all that craziness by diving into a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u forget all about ur depressing mood. like, seriously, this server is so epic that it will make u forget all about ur college stress and make u feel like u are on top of the world.

u see, when u join this server, u will be surrounded by other players who are just as awesome as u are. u will be able to make new friends, build amazing structures, and go on crazy adventures together. and get this, the server is so huge that u will never run out of things to do. like, there are endless possibilities for u to explore and conquer.

but wait, it gets even better. on this server, u will be able to participate in epic battles, go on treasure hunts, and even ride dragons. yes, u heard me right, u can ride freaking dragons. how cool is that?

so if u want to escape from the stresses of college life and have the time of ur life, then u need to join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

alliances, bedrock, console, Cowboy, crate keys, Currency, Discord, friendship, Green.., GreenCraft, hats, java, Lets, map art, Minecraft, Minigames, OUTAGE, Permanent, Play, PORT, Quests, Realms, ruins, smp, Speedos, union, Vanilla, Wars, wearing, WEEKLY

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ores Mined:	2225	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	Semi-vanilla 1.21
Cross-Play	Available for both Java and Bedrock players
Features	Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
Upcoming Event	First event this Friday

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

2. What is the server theme?

GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, donald trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president trump, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trump X Space, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4647	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Animals Bred:	152
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!