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Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

Competition, Crafty, creativity, Frustration, Game, game creation, game design, game design challenges, game developers, game developers frustration, game development, game industry, game innovation, game market, Game Mechanics, game production, Gaming, innovation, market demand, originality, player experience, questions, real, unique gameplay

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Star Shards Collected:	104	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

adored, Battles, Benefits, bettering oneself, brawls, building, Cage, Crafty, discipline, Disciplined, Epic, fighters, hate women, Improvement, influence, Jew menace, Masculinity, meets, Men, Minecraft, MMA, nofap, Practicing, self improvement, self-discipline, trump, Vote, Young Guys

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6764	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	298	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	69
Buildings Constructed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	New Chunks Explored:	635084
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	834
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Items Found:	2742	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crops Grown:	5100	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Enchantments Applied:	237

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).