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Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Anime, azuma, Character development, Choujin X, Cliffhanger, December 27th, episode 59, FRIDAY, japanese, Manga, manga artist, Mystery, mystic, plot twist, Realm, sui ishida, Superhuman, Supernatural powers, Thriller, True Identity, update announcement, webcomic

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy episode of “超人X” but in blocky pixel form. Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the wildest update yet. Discover your “true identity” in a world where you’re not human, but a blocky adventurer ready for anything. Don’t be a square, join us and unleash your inner superhuman!

Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	4371	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7835
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	151
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	New Chunks Explored:	191479
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	3014	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Divine Spears Created:	25

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈