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  • HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

    HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

    Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

    If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GunCraft Minecraft Server

    GunCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We may not have diamonds raining from the sky, but we do have English-translated Japanese visual novels for your reading pleasure.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in the world of waifus, harems, and plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, just follow these steps: 1. Put on your best anime girl cosplay 2. Sacrifice a stack of golden apples to the VN gods 3. Channel your inner weeb powers and check the latest moe chart for guidance.

    And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and pray for a miracle.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a gateway to a parallel universe where visual novel characters come to life and fight epic battles against evil overlords.

    Legend has it that if you reach the highest level of weebness, you can even unlock the secret ending where you become the ultimate VN protagonist and save the world from impending doom.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and tissues for those emotional moments. See you on the other side, fellow VN enthusiasts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

    CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Crybabes Minecraft SMP

    The Crybabes Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old confession scenes? Well, fear not because our server is dropping on August 13th and we guarantee we will not mess up the confession scene harder than SobsPlease did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few love confessions that will make you question your sanity. So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

    CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing creepers, a DJ skeleton spinning discs, and a group of villagers doing the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with Pigmen.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Just watch out for the lava pit at the end – it’s a real doozy!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons wear top hats and zombies breakdance? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the fun – we promise you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusters Minecraft SMP: Top 5 Thread

    BlockBusters Minecraft SMP: Top 5 Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP in the universe! Only the top 5 countries in the world are allowed to join because we only want the best of the best building epic structures and slaying dragons.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or mining for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly creepers.

    Our community is filled with elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then apply now and see if you have what it takes to join the ranks of the top 5 countries in the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SteamySMPProfile

    SteamySMPProfile

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of rainbow-colored sheep? Or a group of players who have created a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls?

    But beware, we have a strict rule: “Don’t get too gay.” What does that even mean, you wonder? It’s simple – don’t get too caught up in the madness and forget to actually play the game! We’ve had players who have gotten so distracted by building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot to eat and ended up starving to death. True story.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, meet some of the craziest players in the Minecraft community, and maybe even survive long enough to build your own wacky creations, then come join us on our server. Just remember – don’t get too gay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDiving2022 Minecraft SMP

    NoDiving2022 Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond armor, and even a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs!

    Forget about diving threads, we have flying pig races every Saturday and a llama fashion show every Sunday. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous Minecraft legend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OJAMAJO DOREMI Minecraft Server

    OJAMAJO DOREMI Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the witches are gathering NOW and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the fun!

    Picture this: a group of witches flying around on broomsticks, casting spells and causing chaos everywhere they go. And guess what? You can join them! Just check the thread for all the details on how to become a part of this magical mayhem.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion brewing competition happening soon, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So sharpen your brewing skills and get ready to concoct the craziest potions you’ve ever seen.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the witchy shenanigans begin! Trust us, if you know, you know!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

    Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP