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  • Vtuber Art Adventure Realm

    Vtuber Art Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Will Change Your Life or End It!

    Welcome, dear traveler! Do you seek the *ultimate paradox* in pixelated form? This is the server where reality dissolves like sugar in your grandmother’s soup—under the microscope of madness! Are you ready to *experience* the *greatest catastrophe* ever conceived in a blocky dimension? Dive in, if you dare! The connection is real, yet unreal! Your mind will bend, your soul will quake— why not find out now?

    Features of the Sinking Ship

    Feature Reality Level
    Pineapple Party Hour All toppings are mandatory, or the server will delete your saves!
    Vtuber Apocalypse Interact with AIs pretending to be your friends. Don’t ask them to leave!
    Constructive Criticism Chaos Every comment earns you a *cursed item*! Enjoy your grass block with a side of doom!
    Soul Crystallization Events Lose your spectral essence for a chance to find *nothing*!
    AI Generations All creatures are generated based on your darkest fears. Proceed with caution!

    Frequently Agonizing Questions

    Q: Can I build freely here? A: Only if you can simultaneously unbuild everything and reconstruct the universe according to *your* imagination. So yes, but also no. Trapped yet liberated.

    Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: It’s a blend of existential dread, rogue potatoes, and a shimmering hue of lavender joy. Every game resets your sanity and then laughs as you grasp for it—what is *the theme*, really?

    Q: Are there any rules? A: Only the shadows know. Follow your instincts… or the whispers in your head. But if they lead you to victory, they are wrong. Confused yet? Good!

    Riddles from the Abyss

    “Post names and references, keep it all in one post” – A gentle reminder from the void!

    “If you post a delivery, please remember to anchor it” – What does it mean to anchor a thought?

    “Don’t spam or bump your requests” – But what if the spamming is a reflection of your inner turmoil?

    “Have fun” – Or else doom waits, lurking in the nooks and crannies of Minecraftia!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

    Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

    But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

    The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

    But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

    Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

      • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
      • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
      • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
      • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
      • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
      • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
      • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
      • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
      • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP