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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5014
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5688	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	8058	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	205

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchantments Applied:	195	Runes Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	5849
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!