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Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

easy to remember, following the rules, HARD, Minecraft, not difficult, remember, remembering the rules, rules, smp, Thread, thread code of conduct, thread etiquette, thread guidelines, thread instructions, thread protocol, thread regulations, thread rules, thread standards, thread timestamp, Timestamp, tits

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

Aluye Middle School

Aluye Middle School, Auramobs, auraskills, back, home, Minecraft, Plugins, Rtp, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2318	Potions Brewed:	120
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a semi-vanilla SMP with plugins like Auraskills, Auramobs, RTP, /back, and /home? Join Aluye SMP!

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Stealing Lives and Breaking Blocks: Lifesteal SMP

AMOUNT, bedrock, blocks, BREAKING, Community, deadly, Discord, fair, Flame, Friendly, Hope, invite, java, june, KIND, LifeSteal, lives, Lore, participants, PvP, rules, see, Small, smp, stealing, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
Lifesteal server with friendly and kind community
Supports Bedrock and Java platforms
Great lore and deadly gameplay
Small amount of fair rules
Server starting date: 28th June

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What platform does the server support?	Both Bedrock and Java platforms are supported.
When is the server starting?	The server will start on 28th June.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are a small amount of fair rules in place for everyone’s enjoyment.
How can I join the server?	Make sure to say you were invited by flame and join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/NsPWwX8A

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Impact Guild

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, gig, Griefers, guild, Impact, Maps, Minecraft, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	217
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cool breeze. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond gear and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Plus, our server events are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. And don’t even get me started on our daily check-in rewards – you’ll be rolling in emeralds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the End Portal. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Amsterdam, Amsterdam canals, bucket list, canal swimming, CanalCraft, Canals, Dutch culture, Europe, European travel, Explore, Minecraft, Netherlands, Off the beaten path, outdoor activities, Server, swim, tourism, travel, unique experiences, urban swimming, Wanderlust, water sports

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Emeralds Found:	929	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mines Excavated:	1884
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	8849
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of swimming in the canals of Amsterdam without ever leaving your computer chair! Our virtual canals are filled with pixelated tulips, floating bicycles, and even the occasional Minecraft version of Vincent van Gogh. Who needs a plane ticket when you can dive into this Dutch dream world right from your own home? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond windmill, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a pig through a field of cheese wheels. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the virtual wonders of Amsterdam!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anger, Assumptions, Breakup, Communication, Communication Issues, Disregard, exclusion, feelings, Girlfriend, guest list, military friend, Minecraft, plus 1, relationship, serious relationship, Server, social life, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Emeralds Found:	5130	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you ready for the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the military!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle with your friends when suddenly, a wedding invitation arrives. But wait, there’s no plus one for your girlfriend! Will you accept the invite and risk her wrath? Will she feel disregarded and excluded? Will you have to fight off creepers and zombies while dealing with relationship drama?

Join our server and find out! Who’s wrong here? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast navigating through military friendships, relationship woes, and Minecraft adventures like never before. Plus, there’s a chance you might even run into a socially awkward friend who doesn’t have social media. What more could you ask for in a Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate LOLs and unforgettable moments!

Work-SiblingzCraft

Apology, Assumptions, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, embarrassing situation, friendship, government projects, Guilt, happy hour, healthy relationship, inappropriate, misunderstanding, office, PLATONIC, travel partner, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-husband, work-sister, WorkSiblingzCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5760
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Crops Grown:	1075
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect work-husband or work-sister? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama and love triangles of office life in blocky form.

Imagine traveling across the state with your work buddy, only to have them declare their love for you in front of the whole office. Will you reciprocate their feelings or awkwardly call them your work-sister to diffuse the situation? The choice is yours on our server!

With hilarious mishaps like forgetting items in your virtual hotel room and showing up sweaty and stinky to virtual breakfast meetings, you’ll never have a dull moment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your true work-love among the pixelated cubicles.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of office relationships like never before. Who needs HR when you have blocks and pixels to navigate your way through workplace romances?

PeeveCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, arrogance, bad manners, biggest pet peeve, constant complaining, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate actions, irritating behavior, lack of accountability, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of punctuality, laziness, Minecraft, Negativity, other people, PeeveCraft, poor communication skills, rude behavior, Selfishness, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Votes:	967	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with annoying players who steal your diamonds and grief your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner troll as we encourage players to prank each other with ridiculous traps and hilarious hoaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pet Peeve Arena,” where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but their biggest pet peeves as weapons. From players who leave floating trees to those who never refill the communal chest, anything goes in this wacky arena of annoyance.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new pet peeve or two along the way.

SafeHazardCraft

Caution, common misconceptions, complacency., danger, Deception, false sense of security, hazardous, hidden dangers, hidden threats, ignorance, overlooked risks, Perception, Risk, risky behavior, SafeHazardCraft, Safety, safety awareness, safety culture, Safety Measures, safety regulations, societal norms

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where danger lurks around every corner but everyone acts like it’s just a walk in the park! Join us if you’re looking for a thrill like no other, where creepers are actually your best friends and skeletons throw dance parties in the Nether.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a crush on our admin, Steve. Rumor has it that he once serenaded her with a rendition of “I Will Always Love You” and she let him ride on her back for a victory lap.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their wool trade. If you can crack their secret code of llama noises, you might just become the richest player in the game.

So come join us on our server, where danger is just a game and the only rule is to have a good time!

HeritageTheater Minecraft Server

#authorities, Conflict, cultural destruction, cultural heritage, Cultural vandalism, destroy, Destruction, heritage conservation, HeritageTheater, historical preservation, historical site, international law, Minecraft, occupation, outdoor theater, Reconstruction, Russian occupation, Server, site destruction, Unesco, VIOLATION, World Heritage site

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Alien Abductions:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the destruction of UNESCO world heritage sites for funsies! watch as russian occupation authorities tear down historic landmarks and replace them with outdoor theaters. it’s like watching a trainwreck, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a front row seat to the chaos and destruction! #historyisoverrated #minecraftmadness #russiandestroyers

GazaCraft: Not Israel’s Fault

aid, Blame, Conflict, current events, Failing.., Fault, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Gazans, Government, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Israels, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian territories, Politics, Reach, united states, White House

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	47

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the white house is admitting stuff about israel and gazans and aid and all that jazz? like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, am i right?

anyways, you gotta join this server because the white house is like, totally spilling the tea on all the drama between israel and gazans. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form. you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat trying to figure out what’s gonna happen next.

plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a treasure hunt but with political intrigue. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

so come join the server and see for yourself the wild world of israel, gazans, and aid drama. it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!