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Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, forum etiquette, forum policies, forum rules, McCraftface, Moderation, New thread., posting guidelines, thread control, thread creation., thread delay, thread guidelines, thread initiation, thread limitations, thread management, Thread post, thread protocol, thread regulations, thread restrictions., thread starting, thread timing, Tread, wait time

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1715
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Star Shards Collected:	110	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing llamas to do their bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get your groove on with the creepiest dance moves this side of the Nether!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would break a sweat trying to complete it. Plus, rumor has it that the first person to finish it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! And remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.

MineWatch – Digging for Victory!

Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Digging, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Trailer, Venture, Victory

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Farms Harvested:	266
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for Season 10 where you can expect epic battles, crazy new hero trailers like Venture (who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja), and patch notes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a competitive rework that will have you shouting “GG” in no time, a Clash gamemode trial that will test your skills like never before, and a Mirrorwatch mode that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an upcoming OWSC Dallas Major event where you can win a Hanzo skin that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, don’t miss out on our Pride Event where you can show off your rainbow-colored armor in style.

But the real kicker? We have a Porsche Collab coming soon that will have you zooming through the map faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

brothers, Day, death to feminist globalist, Dying, feminist scum, globalist feminist, hate, incel, iran, patriarchy, russia, Russian brothers, Russian hope, Russian soldiers, save us, saves, standing up, uncucked men, VodkaCraft, Western tranny tyranny, Western weapons

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

Australia, Australian, ban knives, be australian, CREEPERS, crime, culture, diamonds, EARTHQUAKES, fear, g’day, get stabbed to death, go to church, go to school, go to shopping mall, Guns, Japan, Mate, Minecraft, murder, Safety, Safety concerns, Server, society, Stabbing, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

1. gloves, accessories, clothing, cold 4. hands, fingers 3. fashion, fit, flexibility, GloveCity, GloveCraft, GloveEmpire, GloveGalaxy, GloveLand, GloveMania, GloveTopia, GloveVille, GloveWorld, GloveZone, Grip, hands 2. tight, Loose, Protection, snug, Style, trendy, UNCOMFORTABLE, warmth, Winter

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Void Gems Collected:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	84	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	151
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!