thread 33 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Void Gems Collected:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	5134
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	129	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Emeralds Found:	2026
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2835	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

anxiety, Edition, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, fearcraft, irrational, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Phobia

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

arms deal, arms trade, ballistic missiles, defense cooperation, defense technology, Delivery, foreign affairs, intel sources, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, long range missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military intelligence, missile delivery, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, strategic partnership, weapons transfer

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!

Sodium-Free Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.

we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!

our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Golden Pixel

auction houses, Community, Crates, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Items, Custom Quests, daily events, Economy, Fun, Gems, Golden Pixel, Jobs, Latest Version, Levels, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

The Best 1.21 Minecraft Server ~| LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | SMP|~

GOLDENPIXEL IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER!

Latest version, daily events, crates, custom items, jobs, levels, voting rewards, gems, player shops, auction houses, custom enchantments, custom quests, and alot more!

Come join us for a lot of community- based fun!

157.90.4.54:25706

🎈 Freaktopia: Where Nerds Unite for Round 2 🎮 No Parents Allowed 🚫

2018, Allowed, building, Discord, Exploration, Freaktopia, Fun, Griefing, INFORMATION, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, NERDS, parents, questions, Roleplay, SEASON 2, Server, Simple, Staff, Tech, unite, vanity items, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
24/7 Server Uptime
Various mods to combat server lag
A way for players to ask staff to rollback any kind of griefing
In-game proximity voice chat
Various vanity items you can get from mob drops
Lots of technical mods for you to play around with
Large variety of exploration and building themed mods

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our discord at https://discord.gg/JfcPavSeTf for more information on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gameplay experience. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the server.

Q: Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

A: We are open to suggestions from our players and will consider adding new mods based on community feedback. You can suggest mods in our discord server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: The server currently has a maximum player limit, but we may consider increasing this limit based on server performance and demand.