God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	89
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crops Grown:	8289	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

arachnids, Arthropods, Bat, bugs, centipede, Cockroach, creepy crawlies, fear of insects, fear of pests, insects, myrmecophobia, never encountered, Phobia, rat, reptiles, RoachCraft, rodents, Scared, SNAKE, spider, urban pests, wildlife

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

animal, animal lovers, child abuse, controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, deviant behavior, Drool, Ethics, illegal activities, Kingdom, marginalized communities, mental health, morality, Pedophiles, psychological disorders, rule, sexual preferences, Social Issues, stigmatized groups, taboo subjects, Trvthnvke, Zoophiles

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Towns Built:	9
Star Shards Collected:	190	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pull It Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	202	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

building, campus culture, campus safety, campus security, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal intent, criminal investigation, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal consequences, mass shooting, mental health, murder, Safety, societal norms, sorority house, SororityCraft, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

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