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  • Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

    Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 4276
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

    But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

    So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

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  • AirportPickupMC Server

    AirportPickupMC Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3755
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 9900
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

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    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NomNomCraft

    NomNomCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3597
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Crops Grown: 8897
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

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    Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WarCrafty Minecraft Server

    WarCrafty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 7459
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Emeralds Found: 2659
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

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    LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2526
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

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    so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

    Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3104
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

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    LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

    Blocky Manga Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6575
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 5301
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

    Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2731
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

    We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

    Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSoloMinecraftServer

    NoSoloMinecraftServer
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4902
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Votes: 8630 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 New Chunks Explored: 480985
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9002 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

    Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

    But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

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