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MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, falsely judged, judged unfairly, Minecraft, misapprehended, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misestimated, misinterpreted, misjudged, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, not understood, preconceived notions, smp, Stereotypes, taken out of context, wrongly assessed, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

BlockBusters

blockbusters

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	277
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	3414	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Votes:	7331
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Emeralds Found:	4501

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

Edition, inappropriate, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate workplace actions, inappropriate workplace behavior, inappropriate workplace behavior examples, inappropriate workplace conduct, office behavior, office etiquette, office misconduct, office misconduct examples, office professionalism, Professionalism, work behavior, work misconduct, WorkCraft, workplace boundaries, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, workplace misconduct examples, workplace professionalism

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Animals Bred:	133
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7406	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

African traditional medicine, African wormwood, Alternative Medicine, ancient healing, antibacterial properties, antimicrobial compound, cough remedy, cure, fever treatment, herbal medicine, herbal remedy, hypoxic state, Infectious Disease, lung infection, medicinal plant, mycobacteria, natural treatment, plant medicine, respiratory illness, Server, traditional remedy, Tubby, tuberculosis treatment, Wormwoods

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!