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NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	94

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Farms Harvested:	935	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ores Mined:	6322
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crops Grown:	3702
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs

ANNOYING, AVOID, BLOCK, community guidelines, controversial topics, cyberbullying, frustrating, HATED, Hide, most hated subs, mute, MuteCraft, negative content, online discussions., online forums, online harassment, online trolls, reddit, social media, subreddits, SUBS, toxic communities, unsubscribe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6406
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Reddit subs that make you want to mute your entire feed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky subreddits once and for all. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the craziness happening here. So come on, join us and leave those annoying subs in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OlympicCeremonyMCServer

ceremony director, ceremony director threats, ceremony threats, death threats, death threats investigation, Director, director investigation, France, France investigation, France Olympics, France security, Investigates, investigation, OlympicCeremonyMCServer, olympics, Olympics ceremony, Olympics director, Olympics security, Olympics threats, SECURITY, Threats

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their eiffel tower and baguettes? well, turns out they got some drama goin on with death threats against the dude in charge of the olympics ceremony. like, imagine tryna plan a big event and u got people threatening to take u out. that’s some serious stress, man. but hey, if u wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pixelated baguettes and virtual eiffel towers for days. plus, no death threats here, just good vibes and blocky adventures. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh la la!