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GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Love Letters Sent:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	8517
Votes:	1121	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Potions Brewed:	75	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5952	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	7308	New Chunks Explored:	741111
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	74	Void Armor Forged:	13

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	5064	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4124
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Votes:	8743
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!