New Minecraft Servers 2025

THOTHs Minecraft Servers

THOTHs Minecraft Servers

  • PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!

    PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5435
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Emeralds Found: 2341
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join Persian boi in his quest to stroke to Persian women getting BLACKED! 😂 Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join now and experience the thrill of building your own outrageous creations while listening to Persian boi’s wild tales of conquest and exploration. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be a part of our ridiculous Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😜🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

    ‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3628
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Emeralds Found: 6183
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8626
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Post-Coital Pixels

    Post-Coital Pixels
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9580
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Animals Bred: 37
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

    Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

    But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

    So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

    CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2053
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Falling into the Void: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

    On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

    CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8275
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

    🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

    🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

    🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

    LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5914
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Farms Harvested: 612
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

    Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1061
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8121
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 54921 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLoliLand

    CraftyLoliLand
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 5910
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Farms Harvested: 328
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

    ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9825
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

    So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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