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FearToFun Minecraft Server

conquering fears, embracing change, facing fears, fear of commitment, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearToFun, Minecraft, overcoming fears, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new experiences, trying new things

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4740
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	2602

Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!

BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ores Mined:	2959

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	805766	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Falling into the Void:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	115
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	341059
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	218095	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?