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Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Secret Passages Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Animals Bred:	125
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	5415
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.